John Bruzzolini

For most outdoors-people the terms camping and binge drinking are interchangeable so a couple of luxuries are needed for the next morning.

First up to take care of is the morning AGB (After Grog Bog) so a camping dunny and a toilet/shower tent is a must. Don’t fool yourself into thinking a shovel and hole in the ground is good enough, you are not a cat.

Second is some wet bum wipes for cleaning the dags off your turd cutter after dropping off your AGB.

Third is an Aeropress (and a set of scales!) for making yourself a good coffee. This easy to use hardware is well known and the internet is full of peoples favourite recipe for creating the perfect coffee:

• 18g of coffee
• 90g of water
• 90 second brew time
• flip over and press into mug (should take about 10 seconds to press down)
• add more hot water and/or a little bit of milk to your personal preference

Royale Noir was the shit

I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?