I am not the messias!

Altijd. Ich aime this mucho.

Not for me (34m). I like having my niblings around and play with them, but I like it even more to give them back into their parents care after half an hour. I simply could not stand to be responsible for another human being and devoting almost every minute of my life to them for several years, and taking the appropriate measures to ensure I will not father a child was the best decision in my life.

That is not how taxes work. If you earn the minumum income or less, you pay no taxes. If you are above the minimum, you pay taxes on the amount that surpasses the minimum only, so there is no way of getting less if you earn more.

So, like the Kantian categorical imperative?

Report it to the Ordnungsamt if you have the Licensen Plate

The same question is in the discussion section in ExplainXKCD, so I can confidently use the reply given there: No, 7/20" is the radius, but 7/10" is correct for the diameter.

No such thing as “too into Monty Python”

The Hooters - 500 Miles

So in short, I defended what I loved and I know I would take my fiancee over them any day of any week.

A great basis for a relationship. All the best for your marriage and have a great wedding!

My girlfriends’ Chi just stands in front of his bowl and judgingly looks at you