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    3 days ago

    Imagine being the richest person in the world, anything and everything you want is at your fingertips.

    Except true admiration.

    So, you beg for attention on the internet from stangers.

    Yes, I’m aware of the irony, that’s what we’re all doing here. But then, none of us can afford to buy the Presidency of The United States of America.














  • I’m paraphrasing, but I read a Reddit comment that stated this:

    "I went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink, and was chatting with the bartender.

    A dude sat down next to me, and the bartender immediately said “No, get the fuck out, right now.”

    The other dude said “What did I do?”

    The bartender pulled out a sawed off baseball bat, and said again “Leave right fucking now, or I’ll call the cops.”

    The other dude said “Fuck you!” and all the other stuff, but left.

    After he left, I asked “What was that about?”

    The bartender said “He was a Nazi. He had the tatts. When you let the first one in, they’re polite and well behaved, scoping the place out. But then, if you don’t get rid of them right then, they invite their friends, and the next thing you know your bar is Nazi Bar. And all the decent people will leave. Fuck that.”