FUCKING TELEVISION!

Ye olde brown paper bag with a smiley face drawn on would be a step up.

“Homer, when you get home, there’s gonna be another floor on your house!”

Now, that is a dog-loaf! My old mini weiner has gotta step up her game!

Reached the end of the ol’ intellectual abilities already? Wow. Why don’t you go take a nap, lil guy?

Stock photo of Majorllama with his “normal people in the shadows.”

My initial reaction mirrored yours; who even gives a shit? But seeing how people have been responding, apparently quite a few. And I’m left here, just utterly blown away that it’s this that is making people angry. This? Not all the Nazi shit? Inciting riots? All the molest-y allegations? Lying about a goddamn video game?

Please, asteroid, hurry the fuck up already. C’mon monkey pox, do your stuff.

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And a girlfriend we wouldn’t know since she goes to another highschool.

Correct. You’re too cowardly to say it outright, so you used a dog whistle.

Ha! I was literally gonna put down" keep it that way" and your comment popped up. Great mind!

“Signaled” my “virtue” in 2016. Fuck you, zuck.

It may not have been a verbal demand but they’ve absolutely told you that something is wrong.

Devil’s advocate: perhaps. But, then all you know is something is wrong, not what. And when asking clarifying questions, like, oh say “what’s wrong?” makes the situation worse? Guess i should paid more attention in Mind Reading at Hogwarts…

“Eaten by Brontorocs. We don’t know what that means.”

Free speech abolitionist, more like.

“In the next step of Nintendo’s legendary litigious run, the company has decided to sue the entire population of earth for trademark infringement. The lawsuit of Nintendo v. Everyone is set to begin early 2026.”

What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment…

They do. They’re just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON’T!

LOOK! DRONES!