Ooh sauté, well lah-de-dah Mr Frenchman!

Thankfully none of the ones I’ve seen do that!

the world has always been and will always be difficult

So why do you think a child deserves to be brought into a world where they’re going to suffer?

Kitchens often have powerful extract fans so really it’s the safest choice

Don’t worry, most of us find it pretty odd too, but apparently American media fucking loves them!

More just “America odd”. From a British perspective Americans seem to be very obsessed with their ancestry and talk about it like it’s their nationality. Just a culture difference.

Also be careful about assuming a Northern Irish protestant identifies as Irish!

No, he’s English. Though according to Wikipedia his mum is Jewish and born in South Africa and his dad is protestant and born in Northern Ireland, which I guess to an American is “half Irish and half Jewish” because of their weird way of describing their ancestry like it’s their nationality.

Obviously the shit-talking is pretty funny, but pull your head out of your arse if you think you’re better than my sandwich

I hate to break it to you but the pope does exist

Family Guy, if it was Simpsons they’d be yellow instead of white/pink

He certainly seemed good a decade ago. Look up how we internet folk spoke about him when he was the fun guy who wanted to explore Mars and provide electric cars, not the neonazi who ruined the internet!

Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please

Think of it like his, hers, theirs, its

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it’s the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

Interesting, solicitors are mandatory in the UK, making estate agents even more pointless

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi

Assuming this is in the US? Do you not have solicitors who do all the actual legal paperwork?

You pass your unlocked phone to another person!?

Everyone knows that it’s an old-fashioned lady’s name, but everyone knows it’s other meaning more

Bum bag, for you Brits

Thank you, “fanny pack” sounds like the downstairs counterpart to OP’s image