How is this not the top fucking comment??
How is this not the top fucking comment??
What are you trying to communicate? Have you made the there/their/they’re mistake?
Edit: not thread op
Exactly what period do you think this writing is attempting to mimic?
No, I got that. There’s just no way to have this definition of God within the Abrahamic context. Literally, God said to Abraham, “I am the one true God, and I can do anything. Including making your barren wife bear a child. And now you all need to cut off your foreskin to show that you believe me. And that will be our covenant.”
This why these religions are so prone to fascism and general hate. Anyone who isn’t with our god is against us.
ETA: And by “our god” in the last sentence, I mean the very specific definition these very specific groups have decided to use for ole foreskin-wanting dude.
Well no, they don’t, because they believe in an all-powerful God explicitly.
Abomination!
Ever tried your oreo method with cereal? No measuring and no soggy cereal!
You’re just going to have to steel yourself until you get results.
That’s a great story! Thank you for sharing it. What a guy!
Lolololol, good point!!
I blame Ghoulies especially because of the cover.
Honestly thought it was a Gremlins movie cover until now, but man if seeing that in the video store aisle didn’t make me slam the lid on the toilet and run out and slam the bathroom door as fast as I could for several years…
This could save Americans millions in health care costs!!
Oh shit, flush the snakes?? Not the husband??
One of the few reasons I will stop a class is if someone is precariously leaning back in a chair. An image of them falling and cracking their skull open on my classroom floor floods my brain, and I cannot keep teaching.
Good. Thanks for letting me know!