It helps me to identify who I should punch really hard in the mouth

She was a kinky bitch for everyone except Joseph

Yanks are really good at hating

It doesn’t really matter who, they’ll jump right in and hate

There’s a reason why their TV shows and movies are so superficial, along with everything else they do

They crave distraction from the misery that they live with.

For too many, the escape is from a misery that is inflicted upon them.

For plenty, the misery is because they live shallow lives where the only way they can find value is to compare themselves to others and hope that they have more material wealth

It’s fucked, but hate keeps the wheels turning in 'Murica

If you’re hungry, feel free to eat my arsehole with a spoon

I’ve had the pleasure of dining at one of Heston Blumenthal’s restaurants and I can categorically say that it was the most wonderful dining experience of my life

“But neither scented, not flavoured. In fact, if you can’t eat it, what the fuck are you doing putting it on your fun-bits in the first place?”

OK, so I’m one of the original SJWs

I’m old and have a bit of a reputation for getting in the face of the ignorant, which isn’t always wise, but I’m a principled cunt

But there is a point where the little things don’t fucking matter when the person clearly doesn’t have any malicious intent, and only someone trying to be offended would have a problem

To whit, I was asking an indigenous friend whether they prefer “indigenous” or “aboriginal” when I’m speaking to them.

They said “the fact that you’re even asking means that you’re obviously not a part of the problem, so pull the stick out of your arse”

I suggest you do the same.

I’m just looking forward to him being “Kirked”

Hopefully really soon. I think it’d be a lovely way to enjoy the new year

Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first

SO not a shitpost

Also: Fuck Trump, and every one of his fucktard supporters

Because OP didn’t even bother to find out what a shitpost actually is before posting their pointless drivel

Here’s an idea, genius:

If you don’t understand what a community is about, don’t just post your shit there in the hope of getting imaginary internet points.

Not a shitpost

Nobody cares

Where else am I supposed to hold it?

I’m not putting it in my pocket again

It comes from the core

Corn

It depends on where you’re fisting

I’m the fister, not the fistee

I picked it out of my own poo with my own two fingers

Not a shitpost

If it’s still here tomorrow, it will be further evidence that the mods are useless

The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?