aight what’s your strategy for hitting a giraffe, then?

Frank bought a self-inking stamp that says “REJECTED” and saw a 70% productivity increase.

isnt it more of an endless plane that gets more laggy the closer you get to the end?

oblate cuboid

trick is to paint the windows

psst driveri smartdrive

if they dont know the boot sequence is a thing maybe their opinion on this doesnt really matter 🤷🏼

brick my tiny down arrow

🎶you know we’re happy up here🎵

lol. imagine being a 30,000lb vehicle and some dingdong in a rush swerves in front of you with their 2,000 lb vehicle (because getting in your lane early is an ancient, lost courtesy) and decelerates by 30mph over the course of three seconds to pull into mcdonalds, setting off several of your vehicle’s alert systems and automatically registering you for a performance review from your manager in addition to elevating your heart rate substantially

turn up your touchpad cursor speed. thing is a monster.

mouse & touchpad >>>> keyboard central analog stick wat

they add preservatives because there is water

the shipping costs are higher

it’s just all-around modern wasteful

Max is not shorthand for HBO Max.

absolutely. Since the advent of the YouTube gameplay guide, I have done my best to not touch multimedia guides and forcibly put it into text. You can even extract YouTube closed captions for accessibility reasons via hidden APIs. Give me plaintext.