FartsWithAnAccent

We’ll see how profitable it really was in the long run, but short term profits seem to blind most corporations which is practically and fiscally foolish.

It’s insane that so many places chose and are still choosing to stay and keep court at this place.

Karma? No, we don’t do that here.

Don’t fuck this up 5th circuit.

I know you love to do that, a lot.

Just don’t though, ok?

“Not for long,” T-mobile said as it dispatched hit squads to quash the lawsuit rebellion.

Yeah, but have u tho?

This shit is not a game, there are no extra lives: Pad your reaction time IRL because shit happens and you can’t always anticipate it.

You need to leave at least 3 seconds of reaction time between you and the next car, 2 car lengths at that speed is too close for you to reliably react in time.

Nooo, what will become of my beloved fedia.io?

also coughs up scams and malware

“I’ve got the black lung papa.” cough

-Chrome Canary

checks calendar

Whatever, I’ll just go to Walmart and buy a 50 pack.

What’ve you got against beans anyways? This is the Fediverse, we love beans here!

I’ve seen chocolate chip “pizza” before but it’s just chocolate chip cookie baked in a circular pan and cut up like pizza.

American here: I’ll take that chicken, you can have the “pizza”

Also, beans on toast is fine.

⭐🌈The More You Know

Haha, is that a tiny winch in there? I love it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_car

Make a Kei car bro dozer

I’ve seen a couple people with those Smart Fortwos driving around with a big turn key sticking out the back as a joke.