Primarily had my ring camera as a deterant to some dickish neighborhood kids doing some vandalism. Since they’ve stopped their hijinks, maybe I’ll just point the camera at a print of goatse for a while until it runs out of battery.

Devil Man Crybaby

Berserk '97

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

Hamtaro

Ninja Scroll

Pubert has a lovely ring to it.

I accidentally put in the hardware code to reset my phone to factory settings once by jamming it into my car console. It sucked at the time, but made me appreciate that I could use this code in the future if needed.

You may have this option on your device as well.

There was a brief moment when broadcast television networks just put their shit on the internet for free. Like you just had to go to their website, and then like the whole catalog of Scrubs or something was just there to watch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-AhtKvgy6MA&pp=

Sounds a bit like this one.

I love how the film Ratatouille created a convenient short-hand for whenever I need to express verbally that there is a person being manipulated by a rodent into performing a task with expert skill that they do not possess on their own.

I have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I’ve only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.

What is a Jawa’s favorite car manufacturer?

Lamborg… Ya know what. It’s too many syllables and doesn’t work.

Labuubuu. What the crap is a baby gonna do with some frankincense anyway?

Sometimes Winnie the Pooh. Sometimes Cthulhu.

Is third person empath a thing? Like being able to have what one person is experiencing be felt emotionally by another person? I would do that, then really fuck up the day of an ICE agent.

Michael Clarke Duncan to do a mulriverse style team up with Vincent D’Onofrio against Ben Afleck and Charlie Cox. There’s a good chance it would be a disaster, but I would still love to see it.

I have no idea, but Microsoft told me I couldn’t install Windows 11 on my old ass laptop, so now I have this terminal thing open and I’m scared to touch anything.

Feel like I scrolled a bit far to find a Perfect Hair Forever mention. I like your taste.

I bought a Cameo from Eric Estrada a while back for a buddy that I used to watch Sealab 2021 with. Estrada was shocked in his message that he had Sealab fans reaching out for his time, but he’s kind of a mailbox-head.

Go back to when Aerosmith released their debut album and introduce 24 year old Steven Tyler to the music of 77 year old Steven Tyler.

Could start by at least listing Professorozone in the canceled subscriptions.

I also don’t subscribe, but have paid to watch the occasional Marvel movie. I’m happy to pass on whatever they’ve got lined up next if it gets them to take their role in fostering free speech more seriously.

Absurd, and delightfully wholesome. Wish I could give more upvote.