Now that I’m in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

Especially in my city, whoever timed our traffic lights must have been drunk.

I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

Of the divided states of America

And to the republic, that we have lost

A fractured nation, rebuked by God

With liberty and justice for rich white men.

But think of the industries, how will the CEO’s and shareholders buy their second yacht, if all the lowly employees got to live comfortably. The masses must suffer for the benefit of the few.

There is no deeper level of hate, than christan love

Ace combat 4 is still on if my favs

We’d rather bomb each other than save the planet.

Roadkill4diner, used for years until I needed to be more professional

Stupid sexy wolf sculptures

That’s why the 2008 economic crash happened!

Today’s thesis is an improv on why windows sucks.

There’s always that guy

Not just dating, I think gen x looks at everything that way at this point.

URAGAY?

Yes, or pay someone to do it.

Then how would you arbitrarily fine your citizens?

Pre-emptive Zero Dawn, do it now!

The Gym, it says so right there

I’m thinking a puffanator from Wigglytuff’s