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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • I’m not a vape user, but the model is the kind of thing that just makes me so angry.

    In a world that makes sense:

    • small, mostly metal vape chassis
    • rechargeable, replaceable battery
    • built-in glass reservoir with charging valve
    • vape juice sold in medium to large recyclable cans with standard interface to the charging valve

    In a world where Profit is God (the real world):

    • disposable chassis
    • disposable battery
    • if it’s refillable at all, it’s via non-recyclable, mixed material, mostly plastic, proprietary cartridges and you can save 5% if you subscribe online for refills, 10% if you pay yearly, $5 credit if you refer a friend on social media using hashtag #smoovape
    • probably gives you turbo cancer because the juice is made in a repurposed Freon plant that was inadequately converted and they just don’t answer the phone when the FDA or EPA call