Horizontally or vertically?

Madlibs?

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

Meanwhile my sister’s fiancee drank the whole pitcher and is back working there totally believing Elon is some super genius and that the cars are capable of full self-driving. (I really have to bite my tongue when listening to him)

My camry can self-drive too, same outcome. (just off a cliff, rather than in front of a train)

Maybe closer to deadpool

Liquified comet farts

I think they’re talking about the duvet

Or an axle failing

The knives look like a pain to load and remove though

What are you talking about? There’s only one side. /s

It comes with a subscription

"Oh, we’ll fix it in production. It’s job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, “Is it fixed yet? Maybe it’s this… Did you try that?”)

I remember hearing the reason DI water may not necessarily be potable js it’s only free of salts/ion and may still have microorganisms or other biologically dangerous contaminates.

ETA: https://peerj.com/preprints/181.pdf

The half-assed censoring of “fucking”. (People have just been getting annoyed of how silly and prevalent the attempts are)

I think it’s a marching drum

Their system screwed up an auto-payment which they eventually fixed. They however left the delinquency mark on my account (they only corrected the notice sent to the credit bureaus), so any purchases had to be paid within 30 days.

Couldn’t and close out and delete my account fast enough.

So no bananas for a couple days…

Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge

While not as serious or deadly, the radium paintbrush story comes to mind

You might be overlooking the undertone of sarcasm in the complaints. No one is actually truly mad or anything, more humorously cynical of it.

I think most of it stems from how half-assed the censorship usually is along with the relative pointlessness considering how common explicit words are on the internet