Read the fucking room. The story is about how hateful pieces of shit are gloating about women losing rights in the rapeyest way possible. Comparing it to how you’re sad that you don’t have a foreskin comes off as the whining it is.
I think circumcision is barbaric and pointless, but no one is inclined to have sympathy for your cause in this context.
Because he’s a compulsive liar and a Republican.