Fucking vampires these days. I swear, one day I’ll go Blade on all of them…

Linux exists, so I keep coming

Yeah, I remember when Reddit promised similar things…

Ah, thank you.

Who dat?

Cupping the balls.

Luckily, they’re not bringing ink into this, only thermal paper!

Also, if you replace the government fucking you with giant corporations fucking you… is that any better??

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

I would never treat people the way I feel towards printers! Hateful, vile things…

PC LOAD LETTER

How many years has he been lying about Tesla’s full self-driving (camera only) capabilities? Among other things. Please don’t advertise this disgusting creature’s self-promotion…

Now. I’m no nuclysicist, but can we not nuke the earth, please? All my stuff is there. ☹️

If I’m following, we should… use the Internet to nuke the moon?

Yeah, cuz that’s what I said…

They’re not trying to “fit in”, they’re trying to reach students with their own language. For those students’ benefit! Be nice to teachers…

“B movie” is insane. But what they accomplished with their low budget is phenomenal, if that’s what they mean…

You might be juuuust nerdy enough to win this fair knight’s favor!

Huh. That’s actually pretty nice!

I don’t even know what that is!

My company uses SFF PCs with only a single front USB-C port and plugs a 2/4 port serial adapter into it for all locations. If everyone around it is careful, fine. But I can absolutely attest that USB-A is much more sturdy and secure, at the cost of slightly larger form factor…