Wrong amulet. Sucks to be you.

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

They still aren’t reliable enough

Bitch better have my money…

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.

We have chemist at home

But to be fair, most AIs surveyed thought it was great!

Probably a reference to this

Casey Jones

The victors write history

“The law won”

I prefer a flanger and a 200 ms delay

What do you mean? It’s clearly Photoshopped! The Earth is flat don’t you know?

Big Brother approves

I mean, Liam Neeson is looking pretty good there…

There is absolutely no part of the Constitution that forbids a dead person from being President.

But George III not being a “natural born citizen” disqualifies him.