Flippers that transforms into ultra-widescreen. So hot.

They look flash as heck.

It’s not a smart ring, which means you can’t track your health with it

It can tell you your pulse BPM, just count how many heartbeats you get and measure one minute with the watch.

What’s the alternative, an even bigger cash grab machine like Google’s chromium?

It’s a deep investigation

Who cares, life was never the same after Wordpad passed away.

I think it’s Ass.

my wife is always criticizing

She sounds salty

Haha, that’s great!

Nice.

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Best I can do is headphones that can switch between noise cancelling and hear-through modes. 😔

I live in the free world and I gorge on pornopgraphy too. And food as well!

5 memes a day is not enough for a bathroom break

Ask your doctor for a stronger prescription.

And instances can turn off downvotes!

And on linux, so much room for cache that doesn’t have to be dumped to disk!

twice as dead

That’s like even worse than being dead!

Please base russian linux on Hannah Montana linux.

Aren’t manuals a weight lifting thing?

But that’s not what I need and the world revolves around me…