I use it daily and think it’s excellent. Skype, on the other hand, is diabolical.

We found porn stashed in hedges and sheds, hidden in the woods, on playing cards, in the bottom of wardrobes. It was something you found rather than something you sought out.

Burned

This is not only shite maths, but a rip off of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/cygcha/each_scot_would_have_to_fight_off_around_114_cats/

Fragile geriatric wretch

What a repugnant sentient bag of shite this wretch is. Good to know he’ll disappear into welcome obscurity in a few months. Back to screwing furniture, you malcontent.

Plenty of great comedies have laugh tracks. Alan Partridge, The IT Crowd, Mr. Bean, Black Books, Only Fools & Horses, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, to name a few.

We all know we fight it for quite some time before eventually relenting, then wonder why we didn’t relent hours earlier.

You wouldn’t download a bear.

Old enough to have had a Commodore 64 and Atari 2600.

That’s why he didn’t take my offer, I reckon.

Also, Judas is vilified for doing what God made him do. Seems harsh. And 20 pieces of silver is 20 pieces of silver.