I agree with you, but did you really have to use the phrase “fishing out a juicy chunk” in the context of diarrhea?

And I’m gonna giggle like a little girl when it happens.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

Power move

When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.

This is the only explanation that makes sense.

You mean stimboofing?

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LFS (Linux from Scratch)

Get a load of this guy - he’s got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

Some projects achieve total perfection and require no more support. No, I can’t name any.

Zalgo is Tony the Pony.