I generally go once in the morning (going from being horizontal in bed to being vertical out of it usually does the trick) then I’m done for the day. But even if I have to go again I can generally hold it at least for a bit unless it’s a food poisoning type situation… ¯\(ツ)/¯
But then, digestive systems vary widely, so all that matters is what’s normal for you.
AI will do that soon.
I guess pass that hurdle when we get to it…
managers can ask employees to donate vacation hours to make up for people who take too long in the bathroom.
They can ask lol
I know corporate overlords wish there could be, but I don’t think we’re at the point of having someone in there with you to check that you’re actually pooping just yet…
So poop at home, then just sit there and catch up on your scrolling on company time…
They just can’t fucking help themselves…
also the extra ableism is a nice extra touch to make sure we all know just how replant an asshole you are…
Cry harder, clown.
Jfc, they’re still going… 🤯🤦♀️
As this post surpasses 1000 replies (the most I’ve ever seen on any post on the fedi), I think it’s worth mentioning Lewis’s law which is being proven here over and over and over and over and over again:
The comments on any article about feminism justify the existence of feminism
They just can’t fucking help themselves…
There’s a lot of men telling on themselves in this thread. And everywhere else too.
Yup. These litmus tests are really useful for bringing out true colours and red flags, but it’s also depressing to rediscover each time just how many of them there are…
A friend has been sharing so many in the group chat, I’m loving it… I’d post them to /196, but honestly I just can’t be arsed with all the whiny men it’d bring my way… 😂🤦♀️
Actually, hang on, in case anyone more patient than me wants to share:
https://files.catbox.moe/n4cmwd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/eyscjx.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/r5asyu.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/672y0s.jpg (what, like it’s hard?)
https://files.catbox.moe/akumw8.jpg
And a couple less meme-y ones that make excellent points:
https://files.catbox.moe/fv5ydy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5wosy4.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/loqiav.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/vhge48.jpg (and to go with it: https://files.catbox.moe/2uhvis.jpg)
(also, lmmfao at the one guy downvoting every supportive comment almost immediately as it’s made - get a life, loser 😂 E: there he goes! 🤣🤣🤡)
Lmfao, I love that I already blocked most of the people proving your point, as well as the silent cowards upvoting them…
They just keep proving our choices right… ¯\(ツ)/¯
Also: I call this one: “He’s still crying cause his girl chose me”
I also understand why men are insulted.
It is literally the rage they express when rejected that is WHY we would be more scared to run in to one in the woods than we would a bear.
The fact that they’re getting “insulted” at all, derailing the entire conversation and making it about them and how they are really the victims, is more proof that they don’t give a shit about the actual experiences of violence and abuse that we are subjected to by them, only about their own egos.
Literally all they have to do is fucking listen, they are not the ones being harmed in any way shape or form (the reputation of men is already in the shit and it won’t improve unless they work to improve it amongst themselves, but if anything, their reactions are only making it worse), and them being able to frame and prioritise themselves as the ones being being harmed (by ignoring or minimising the legitimate fears and traumatic experiences of millions of women) is just another of many demonstrations of just how privileged they are.
You’re wrong.
Or, you know, just listen to women… Revolutionary, I know, and seemingly impossible to some, but that’s literally all you need to do to not be “trapped” (magically managing to claim victimhood where there is none, as per usual), instead of outing yourself, just like OP suggests… ¯\(ツ)/¯
Rocks are for throwing. Even if it is perfect, it’s temporary.
A bunch of geologists, and many others who just like to collect (and otherwise use, like in art) pretty and/or interesting rocks and shells would like a word lol
Sometimes.
If we’re playing or she’s clearly agitated, I wouldn’t, because I know she’ll get defensive and I’ll get hurt. But if we’re cuddly or she’s sleepy, then yeah, I’ve been known to creep up to/pick up the cat and blow a raspberry in that belly floof. Most I get then is a light paw tap on my head telling me to stahp lol
Once the violence starts
You being privileged enough to not be personally impacted by it (yet, or enough to be willing to give up that privilege) doesn’t mean the violence isn’t already here, being inflicted on billions of people, costing millions of lives, all to enrich a tiny percent of the population that already has almost all of the power and resources, meanwhile you’re happy to sit there and criticise those who react to this oppression in self defence.
What you are, is part of the problem.
No, one of the most common mistakes is ignoring the man-made societal and economical powers that beyond merely influencing, but actively creating and shaping not only our morals and reason but our very objectivity to ensure they benefit those in power at all cost, when talking about why people behave the way they do.
The idea that the kind of media or education a person is exposed to has nothing to do with how they see the world and behave in it is beyond ridiculous.
I always remind myself this is how cats show their deepest affection, right before I move mine’s butthole out of my face… 😂
I actually have IBS so I feel your pain, to some extent anyway… For most of my life I was not regular and would go anything from once every few days to several times a day, but then at some point, it just… Regulated? I don’t know how or why, I wish I could give some advice, but it just happened…