If someone finds out that this is fake, please just… shh, let us have this one

As soon as I saw the logo the theme song played in my head.

Yup, roadie wrap those cables and maintain things well.

My laptop is nine years old and has done more travelling than most people and has been used at the beach, on boats and near a waterfall. It’s needed new memory, the spinning drive replacing/upgrading to SSD and a new battery but I’ve never cared about cosmetic damage. It’s also clean, because that’s part of maintenance.

My Kindle looks like the end of Rocky II.

Tech is a tool to me and tools shouldn’t be pristine and unused.

My criticism would be that there’s no cuticle, but if it’s 100% realism you’re after then I guess that’s not top of the list…

Can’t stand it in my ass (Mungo’s Hi Fi)

It was a Flash animation originally. Many of his animations looped, but some of them had the issue that the sound and imagery weren’t exactly the same length, so would go out of sync as it repeated.

edit: Here’s the original hosted on the Internet Archive, running on the Ruffle emulator: https://archive.org/details/flash_badger

That’s amazing. I’d love to hear from one of the audience about how they found the experience.

Looks like the autolinking misses the ! at the end of your link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hover!

And bacon flavoured

I had to edit mine because I forgot the format and “corrected” you to @linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

You missed the !: !linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Thr machines know, they just don’t understand what’s garbage vs what’s less common but more correct.

I thought you mean he’d mailed it to you.

That makes me want to see if an old blog is still posting… Overheard on the Tube, Overheard in London, something like that…

Maybe something like a Teasmade, which you can set to make tea at a certain time, like a caffeinated alarm clock.

I honestly don’t know if he meant that as a joke or an advert.

That’s a hilarious solution.

I’m surprised that this is a genuine answer, I was expecting something else with a product name like that.

Wired headphones are great, and my mouse has a cable too. I might be a dinosaur.