I went one further, and now I’ve been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn’t know it’s because the kid and I are still role-playing.

That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.

Superior?

Yeah that part is annoying. I have to make myself not read every single comment. I have a browser extension that helps organize that a bit.

The Something Awful Forums still exist, and I go there a lot more than I go here or Reddit these days.

I generally carry a portable bidet when I travel for this reason. But yes, I’m traveling in Japan right now and it’s great. Also the fact that the bathrooms are clean.