Oh study finds huh, who’da thunk.

It’s a cartoon

There, explained.

Breh my job involves driving to addresses outside of their normal working hours to the general public . It is so f u c k i n g annoying to have to listen to day in and day out. Same with “traffic is heavier than usual”. Also every. Damn. Day at the same time of day.

IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM

You’re welcone

It’s breast. Leg is dark.

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

Sounds like something out of an earlier Simpsons episode

And they go good together

I love your cats 😭

I called the Progressive Metal band of the same name like that for like 5 years until I told a friend about them and they did the “hahaha… Wait, what did you call them?” and right then and there my life changed

Fuck, I’ve asked so many people this and all they say is “idk it’s just the meme format”

WHY THOUGH.

Fucking brainless…

I’ve begun to love finding out old meanings and origins to words, so this one kinda tickled me. I find it interesting too

I always thought us up here in America’s hat called it garbage, and those guys down in Canada’s shorts called it trash.

I’m 31 and just googled the difference. Ohh fiuuuuuuuuuuck!

Why was there popcorn on the ceiling?

Okay so since we’re going back to flip phones, can we just get a frickin phone with a button keyboard again??

Ahh yes, Costco Man. The provider of life sustaining deals on bulk products.

I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say

I think you have too uhhhh… Download the drivers from the internet

You’re welcome/I’m sorry. I cannot forget no matter how hard I try… 🫣

Am I the only one going… There… When I read a comment about both arms being broken?