Says the person without tits on their furniture.

Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?

Why not #9?

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

Someone’s vaping down there.

I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

You can take a horse to water…

And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.