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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldSad truth
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    15 days ago

    How did I escape? Or did I? I’m probably just a tool of the machine that causes good Christian people to huddle back into their safe space otherwise I’ll give them trans.

    Why did we even want liberalism to be mainstream (other than to ease the suffering)? These people don’t deserve to be free of the fairty tales that bind them and make them attack their own person hood. I feel for you, the future disaffected youth of America. This might be grim and will probably get me a ban but instead of making punk rock music, do us all a favor and smother your parents in their sleep.









  • You can do all things through christ.

    Sign up today, christ subscription service. Basic services start at just 10% your household income. With the power of Jesus^tm right at your finger tips you will be able to clasp your hands and pray for:

    That sweet new jacuzzi

    The love and admiration of NFL hero Patrick Mahomes

    A larger and wider penis/vigina

    A billion doll hairs

    Don’t let modernity ruin your daily life with doubt and uncertainty. Let Jesus^tm give you hope that will fuel your mindless toil while you work until the day you die.





  • wipe tear from your eye

    I should give myself a cheat day and do the things internally that would allow me to be a trump supporter. I’m not sure what that is. I guess allow myself some racism, sexism, somehow christianity, selfishness, full confidence in any thought that goes through my head. I’m getting nauseous thinking about it.

    Edit: Like what about Christiany jives with this guy? I know it’s probably something you had to grow up with to understand. I did grow up in a Christian family though. Probably werent religious enough? Seriously, thinking about this stuff makes me so uncomfortable. Like you want to punch 10000 people immediately but know that’s impossible.




  • You don’t have to imagine it. You will get to live it if you don’t do one specific thing. Show up at the polls and vote blue.

    It won’t save the world. It will buy four years. If that’s not good enough do what you should have done four years ago, keep these discussions alive. Make Kamala regret ever wanting to be president by forcing her to make the right decisions. Also, since she never won a presidential primary force the Dems to have an open primary in 2027.

    I know I can’t make any of this happen. WE have to make it happen.