Zipper merging also always seems to assume that there are no trucks/buses/trailers and that everyone isn’t tailgating so closely that they can read the Vin# of the car in front of them…

“Dicks out for Jesus Any%” runs, when?

Nothing says “Death Cult” quite like the prominant display of the murder weapon used against their leader.

Pretty sure most of the Walking Dead cast would never have survived an initial outbreak of gingivitis, let alone zombies…

I think they should add the word “Fuck” to all age verification prompts until they, too, get censored.

If the insurance firm has a lot of money to throw at constant adds, then odds are good that they aren’t paying out premiums for their customers.

They were always sacrificial pawns. The administration has been salivating over one of them getting killed so that they can invoke Artical 2 and call for martial law.

Text has been a little sluggish with my tests. Might be due to influx of users, though.

It’s quite warm on/near the Pacific right now.

Loot/Blind boxes are like a random pack of baseball cards that you can only show to other owners of baseball cards, or someone who is baseball-card adjacent.

Some of them are “rare” in the sense that the card printing company refuses to make more, despite it costing them nothing after the initial card is made.

What’s more is that the printing compamy has decades of psycologic practices to use on their card pack purchasers. For Example:

• Casino-esque animations, enticing younger collectors before that aren’t even allowed to gamble legally, in person.
• Rarity manipulation, making things rarer than listed. If they list anything more than ‘trust me bro.’
• Making sure that purchasers are surrounded by pack buyers who have already got the rarer cards, generating card envy.
• Removing entire card sets from purchase wirh the whole purpose of making purchasers feel like they will miss out, right now and forever, if they do not buy more packs of cards.

Finally, there is also the fact that all of these cards are entirely digital, so the existance of the cards depend almost entirely on the whims of the printers.

If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.

Just spit balling here, but they probably tune the AI for different thresholds between return and rent out so that they can rake in the damage fees for things that “weren’t there” during the first AI scan.

It likely installed in the background as a hidden ‘app’. No user interaction required.

I generally reframe it from a perspective even they think they understand: Money.

Governments want their money. Less Population = Less Taxes for them to take, ergo, no government is trying to lower their population. And do they, the audience, think that the government is willing to have less money?

I don’t think so!

The people who made fun of you won’t be laughing when they share 50% of the blame during the damage claim phase of an accident.

Behold, the ‘pill’ D4 die!

Before YouTube’s switch to “your going to watch 6 ads before the video starts, and you are going to like it,” schtick, I always enjoyed getting to skip the ad before they managed to tell me what the product even was.

It doesn’t need to be an animated visual to be distracting or NSFW…

That’s a lot of faith that the ads would be SFW, let alone not distracting.