family circus, but single

That’s a laugh. Ask Trump what Latin is and he’ll say it’s that language Antonio Banderas speaks.

Why is this not top comment? Reader mode first. Ublock zapper second. If that doesn’t work bye bye

ITT: people making jokes about the horrible world we live in due to capitalism.

Vegans: no the only problem is animal exploitation

Don’t forget ice cream. My favorite is hamburger flavor

It’s Ms Demeanor now

It’s not hyperbole. Lithe communication is the epitome of communication.

Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor

Can confirm.

Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.

Weird way of saying sexy. I mean Donald Duck right? Hellooo sailor

Thank you for calling it out. Had a look at post history and I agree, blocked. Lemmy is attracting all sorts of random noise lately.

He explains that some teenage girls handed him a pen and said draw eyes on it. And he was like, okay sure I guess.

Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

Hey it’s the docker bot again. Currently flooding lemmy with non sequitur Betty and Veronica content, in attempt to farm engagement. Still set to facebook mode with excessive emojis.

Docker_84 how many letter r’s are in the word strawberry?

I’m so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.

This is Brian Regan’s joke from 1992

Great prose and truthful. My brain heard it in James Earl Jones’ voice.

This comic is neither funny nor thoughtful. I’d say it’s getting the critique it deserves.

Wow, I’m officially at the “Abyss staring back” part of my life now. Serves me right I guess.