Alternative headline:

Farmer inexplicably spends over 100 grand buying trash

Isn’t he the one who warned that AI would be the end of mankind?

Get a rope…

I was that uncle one time. We blew a bucket into orbit.

So that’s what civilization is like…

Trade you baseball and basketball for your healthcare…

It’s not free, it’s paid from taxes. Money that’s not spent on bombs and such.

Different priorities, I guess. 🤷

Cue Americans angry that other countries don’t force their citizens into bankruptcy for getting sick in 3… 2…

You don’t have to be so scared, young lady. I realize that posting terrible, misogynistic memes is a coping mechanism but reality isn’t as frightening as you think.

The Internet trolls are safely locked in mom’s basement and wouldn’t have the confidence to come anywhere near you anyway because you’re so scawy.

Hahaha fuck that hateful terf bitch

And like any of that was stretch from her original thinly veiled racism in the originals