The five d’s of dodgeball life: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dread!

Not as enjoyable as the Twilight Zone.

Do you hear yourself right now?

'Cause you’re spot on!

Is it really a freak accident when it’s written on the control nob?

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

Is that South Bank Cineplex?

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

Huh, I never knew the word for it. Thank you.

My wife has said many times, to me and others, that she thinks I have a form of face blindness. I don’t think I do.

It came up because every time someone said something like “doesn’t X look like Y when they were little?”, and I’d respond that I don’t see it. So many people say my kids are a splitting image of me… Nope, I don’t see that.

I recognise people I know in photos, new or old photos, usually without issue.

I do however often think an actor is someone they aren’t. “Hey, is that the person from this other movie”, my wife: “what?! No! They don’t even look alike”. And sometimes I’ll ask her if a random person looks like this or that person, usually with the same response, sometimes a strange look and “are you feeling ok?”.

Anyway, these guys should team up on a project. /s

So is there a reasonable chance Erdos had ADHD?

Only if you’re looking to write a book about Remote Controlled things. If you want to write about medicine or even self-help to a degree, you’d be best to stick with Dr. Pepper.

I like it!

Obi-Wan wants solid Easter Bunnies chocolates, but will still be happy with hollow ones.

And if you don’t know how to use the seashells, prepare to be ridiculed.

This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?

Not everybody works in America.

Couldn’t you just make 10 louder?

I mean that’s all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?

Won’t somebody think of the shareholders!?

Does anything NOT raise gas prices?