As someone who’s managed to never use Twitter, it was very confusing. I guess it’s one of those things you pick up subconsciously and never really think about once you’ve used the system enough.

But it wasn’t just saying his first name. It was “First Last First”

He framed a phone call?

I just posted a few more for you to enjoy.

Noooooo, not my Meow Meow Beans!

None of those are good options.

In highschool I was in shop class with some idiots that were messing around with a running table saw. The teacher saw the obvious kick back danger and swooped down on them with an angry “Hay! Do you want to have kids?!”. Before I could stop myself I said “Damn, you should at least buy them dinner first.”

He was not amused, but I am still proud of the one time in my life I was quick witted enough to come up with something funny on the spot. It’s been so years 30 years since, and nothing has come close.

Pretty much any Steam game’s forum is full of nasty toxic fans.

Sounds like you’ve been dating the wrong people.

Ahhh, wow. I really missed that one. Thanks for the explanation.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered an ATM that’s scrambled the keypad before. That would truly trip me up

I don’t understand. Is the joke that the person’s PIN is actually just “2” because they hit “x” and it cleared everything that came before it?

Off. My system won’t boot with it turned on. It just hangs at a black screen. From what I’ve been able to find out, it’s due to unsigned video drivers.

And then 30 seconds after that it’ll get reverted because the edit contains primary sources.

I’ve only seen him do it that once. Luckily I had the phone ready to grab a picture.

Yep! Casper and Mocha.

OMG stop eating plastic you idiot!

As a childless man, they will have to pry my work from home out of my cold, lots of free time having hands.

Only because doing that will force you to buy a new phone.

I was using it two decades ago.