You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Too hot to handle!

Taco’s pubercuts

“Do they need mushing up?”

I tried. I’m new, I don’t know any better!

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And then the cravings begin…

Well, most of them didn’t get paid either…

"I am not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master! Yours is the wheel of blood! Yours is the sword of Michael! "

I’m surprised how nice the website is.

The only time I was in Boston, my girlfriend and I ran for the subway before the door closed. A guy held the door, I thanked him, and he turned to his friend and said “See, not everyone is a dick, asshole.” Or was it “not everyone is an asshole, dick.” But it was pretty on brand.

They need to go to the hague food court, and punished for their food crimes.