The Assman

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Neither can the future martian colonists

Put it in the ground

unintelligible polish chanting

Tf you mean fixed

That’s my homemade charcoal

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.

I’m not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

Not true, we also have climate change now

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it came out smaller

You wanted it to be bigger? They’re fucking enormous.

We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

Holy shit this exactly skeleton is right in front of me and I have been putting it in weird poses to annoy my wife and child

You be nicer

Jotting that down

Nothing can be bad because it used to be worse

They let criminals out of jail and send them to the meat grinder