The Onion

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

I work in snowflake every day, and we have two as well.

Same, I specifically paid for premium to do my part in ensuring they don’t need VC funding :(

I started reading it as Trump, but it quickly devolved into redneck hillbilly, and honestly both work

Yep, then add a 3D printer and boom

That John Denver’s full of shit man

You forgot “and they’re greedy fuck pigs”

I believe this is called the anchoring effect in psychology, and it’s really effective

I wonder if you could just download the video twice and then remove any frame not present in both copies

Let’s get you back to your room Mr. Thomas.

I haven’t used Ubuntu in ages but holy shit that’s awful…

Are there any decent alternatives to docker hub for pushing images if I’m just a hobbyist?

Yep

I wrote a Python tool that does it for you. It’s because of the newer dash/ adaptive bit rate formats. Just hit the checkbox to combine afterwards. https://codeberg.org/ArtisanByteCrafter/pytube-gui

You’re thinking of Linus Torvalds, a popular Youtuber who gives tech advice.

Steve Jobs (wasn’t perfect but on a surface level, he was still at least a pretty decent guy),

Very very incorrect. He was a complete garbage pail of a human being from the very beginning.

Behind the Bastards: Part One: The Terrible Secret of Steve Jobs https://omny.fm/shows/behind-the-bastards/part-one-the-terrible-secret-of-steve-jobs

I am Smaug, and I will slumber in my mountain atop unfathomable cable riches.

Flauncher here, and its great

You keep using that word. I believe it means exactly what you think it means.