I know it says LA in the image, but are we sure he wasn’t actually from Night Vale?

This just hurts my opinion of T-Pain.

I haven’t gotten my shit together and researched specific models yet, but I’ve been looking into this a bit myself, and from what I’ve read, Sceptre appears to be one of the better brands for completely dumb TVs these days.

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

Mulled wine here. It’s delicious and it makes me feel medieval-fancy.

I’m with you when the onions are raw. Cooked, the texture is tolerable enough that the taste is worth it IMO. Though I do prefer them chopped small or sliced thin no matter what.

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. “I’m getting lectures in child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?!”

What about mouthwash?

I mean, this but unironically? No one should be seeing homeless people because they shouldn’t be homeless.

I remember a lot more of those stick-on glow in the dark plastic stars, if nothing else.

Idk who this Cervantes guy is, but I suspect Misters Hanna and Barbera would like a word with him:

Marv, pull up SCP-2669 please.