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I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling me or you’re deranged.

We all love our children. We can also, all of us, except you apparently, admit that having two toddlers running around screaming is not serene or zen. Neither is having a diaper explosion in the car seat. Neither is having a baby throw up directly into your open mouth. Neither is dealing with a temper tantrum in the super market. Neither is getting two hours of sleep before work because your baby is teething. Neither is speeding to the ER in the middle of the night because your child has a high fever and they’re barely responsive. Neither is finding your toddler shoving crayons up their nose, and when asked why the response simply being “iuuunnnooo”.

You seem like an agreeable person all things considered. I really don’t understand why this is the hill you’ve chosen to die on. Kids are a lot of work. It’s tough sometimes. This is not a cosmic mystery.

I doubt that you’re a parent. Any parent, anywhere on this planet, can admit that handling children can be exhausting and frustrating work at times.

So you’re either: an idiot, or a liar. Take your pick.

/doubt

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Tell me you don’t have children without saying you don’t have children.

Ya… Some people have weird ideas about alcohol. Read a reddit post recently about someone complaining that their friends are constantly getting drunk around their kids. After extracting more details, the friends in question were drinking a couple of cans of beer over the course of like 5 hours…

Mfer how much do you weigh that you’re “getting drunk” off a couple of 5% cans of beer? Like 80 lbs? Or does OP not understand how blood alcohol levels work and they think a single drop of beer == shit faced. Smh.

Ya, sure. Have fun with that legal battle versus amazon.

Getting fired with cause doesn’t come with severance and looks bad on a resume.

I’d call it a load of bullshit.

Kek

There isn’t a mathematical definition of a voice.

The subtle and human imperceptible difference between two similar yet distinct sounds (voices) is absolutely demonstrable through mathematical analysis, more specifically, signal analysis.

Ya you’re right, there is nuance to the subject.

In ancient Greece the women were for babies and the boys were for fun, so the saying goes.

Modern media heavily whitewashes ancient Greece. Women were property, they held virtually no political rights of any kind.

Roman women were marginally better off, but by modern standards they were still in the dumpster.

Ancient Greece was also heavily into boy rape. It was really, really bad.

It’s a brave new world out there. Let’s go for it and see what happens.

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Ya this is true. Ikea desks/tabletops are pretty garbo.

You also drink a ton of beer. That’s my favourite part, really.

You really can’t, though. There are a finite number of hours in each day.

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What the hell are you talking about? I’m pretty sure the millions of people the Romans enslaved did not volunteer for a better life but were in fact brutalized through violence and abducted from their homes.