Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise, at hitting the broad side of a barn.

I was going to, but you beat me to it. There’s also the player with one leg.

If I had as much money as Zuck, I’d have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.

That’d be like expecting Lemmy users to actually click the link and not just comment.

I’m colourblind. Looks like a weird second set of lips until I zoomed in.

Tachyon. Cation.

I get all my hot takes on the latest technology from 88 year olds.

There’s been 27 leap seconds since 1972. That’s not going to make a big difference in how my microwave heats my food.

Why not? Hitting 6-0 is faster than pressing 1-0-0. Although I just hit the +30 seconds twice so it doesn’t matter.

This clock goes to 11! But it does it right after 1. Weird.

I microwave my potatoes at power level 7 for 7 minutes, 10 minutes if I have a lot of them. Also pierce them and cover them with a moist paper towel.

Some of the different interfaces do have filters. I use Mlmym (like the old reddit interface) usually, but the Voyager interface supports filters. I took a quick look at Photon and Alexandrite but didn’t see filters in those. I think I’ll switch to usign Voyager for a while.

Great minds think alike.

Barenaked Ladies - Crazy ABC’s

No, it was more like a news ticker or a tornado warning that would appear when watching live TV.

Literally had one last night. I dreamt there were massive riots with sword and axe armed rioters were smashing up everything. Instead of a regular emergency alert, my phone had scrolling text on a blue background warning about the event.

As an Ubuntu user, I would never say “Long live Ubuntu”.

I learned how to make a really nice curry.

God clearly shot first and put a hole in their inflatable boat. This is just self defense.

That’s three freeze frames in a row where he looks dead-behind-the-eyes evil and disturbing.

He looks like he’s been doing a lot of drugs.