He lies to assert power. In his company yesmen say yes because he pays their checks. To the rest of us he generally looks like a loon.

It’s obvious to a daft AI.

He does sound like an AI suffering regurgitation hallucinations sometimes.

Just read estimates his tariffs would cost the average household 7600 annually. I told my folks and they didn’t understand why I thought it was funny. I told them they wanted this.

I was like uhh ok? And?

I figure that’s probably one of the better reactions because in hindsight who the fuck cares what that warpig thinks or who it endorses?

I don’t want to be your friend. I’m going to fine you weekly until you are!

Yeah hard “KAAANNNNEEEEDDDDAAAAA???” vibes with this tech.

I avoid this problem by putting on “10 hours of The Only Thing They Fear is You”

Even if I fall asleep there’s no restarting, maximum ripping, maximum tearing.

I love setting my auto cruise control and watching everyone flood in front of me to just go the same speed they were going behind me.

The temp gauge on your car s iintended to be in the middle. If it goes up to not quite red, do you pull over? Or rev the fuck out of the engine until it blows up?

America revs that bitch relentlessly news at nine.

You know if online arguing and down voting make them happy I guess

None of the affixed features to social media do much for me when their entire purpose is engagement farming for the most part.

So I can be right and they can fulfill their dopamine filled social media binge.

Even if it isn’t an intentional attack you don’t want people bringing God knows what on USB sticks that may or may not just be infected from the users own home PC. USB storage devices are lovely targets.

But yeah the South Korean military got infected by a soldier plugging in a planted USB stick.

I think the narrative of a targeted attack is easier to sell though. Make it us vs them and people grasp the concept a little better. This is very common in information security training in a lot of fields in my experience.

Discount? Do you know how hard I had to work to torment those souls?

It’s a feature, the souls keep small rodents and children from congregating too long…

Throw a few of those sexy lady mud flaps on the back of a train with a hose. Darn near auto squeegee!

Larry can’t either but with a little few minor changes to his resume he won’t reveal…

Every og Xbox with the unlabeled Linkin Park, SOAD, Korn, etc to the brim. Memories.

They don’t usually dodge by claiming act of God.

It’s more like cutting estimates by 90% and threatening adjuster jobs if they don’t.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-family-hurricane-ian-insurance-payout-accusations-60-minutes/

Damn that’s an oldin’

It sounds insane, because it is, but I take a map of the best Internet and tell my realtor “in here if possible.”

This also depends on life cuz sometimes… Cheap is fine.

Me, still using winscp for random nonsense.