Yeah you just can’t be in a server room anymore without some dude trying to sell you on Office365 and Cortana, sigh.

Not really. But you know, gotta find ways to feel smarter than other people so here we go.

People not realising this is what’s so baffling.

Narrator: The left did not, in fact, get everyone’s basic needs met because it hasn’t been in power for nearly half a century. And incidentally, every time it was represented in government there were major strides in “getting everyone’s needs met”.

Don’t believe me? Do a Google search for “most liberal/leftist US presidents”, click any of these listicles and try to find the most recent leftist president. Notice how there isn’t a single one more recent than 1969?

For most of you reading this, the last actual leftist government predates your parents’ birth.