Okay but YouTube suggested videos are genuinely way worse than they used to be. I can’t even fall down rabbit holes anymore. Trying to “curate” the algorithm is like swimming against the current. I can try and try to get YouTube to recommend me live music, but even when I manage to find something, the next video is going to be either a video I already watched yesterday or Rick Beato’s daily rant about the top 40. Every time.

I used to be able to spend hours just browsing, drifting from topic to topic. Now it’s like they’re trying to trap me in a loop of their most profitable videos

Tbf, were you on lemmy last summer?

That’s why you don’t put your laptop in your backpocket

…between the branches of government, which the R’s just swept. Add in the fact that the supreme Court just gave the president criminal immunity if it’s “official” (a term they define), and who exactly is going to check and balance?

Some people are gifted like that

Can confirm, I used to daily an 07 focus and it went through door handles like tires

Yeah I’ve gotten pretty good with swipe typing

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE SUN

It always bothered me that two-face has no pronunciation problems with only half a pair of lips

Also tomato: Because I literally am

Shit I had one of those. Now I’m feeling all nostalgic remembering fidgetting with the slider

No way, I’m still picking scales out of my crack from the last time I gave that a shot

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME! I’M GONNA BE A HOT DANCER

Nah you can tell the difference between anxiety and happiness. For one the anxious dog wouldn’t be begging for more by pushing their body against me. Two, the tail.

Where’s the lifted and stanced pickups on bald rubberband tires?

What’s the sin where you can’t count to 3?

I dunno, I don’t just ignore ads, I find them repulsive, like my scam-alarms go off even when I know that it’s probably a legit product. Seriously unless I get a recommendation from an actual person, the brand I’ve never heard of feels safer to me then the brand I saw a cheap ad for on some janky website. Maybe it’s because so much of the stuff I had growing up was knockoff/store brand, so I’ve hardly ever actually experienced anything that I saw an ad for.

“one, two, th…”

*Girl walks in *

“…Ninety-nine, one hundred”

What kind of question is that? What kind of answer do you want?

Wow that’s really clever actually. Basically using the library as digital scratch paper