Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoNevertheless, she fartedmessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up136
arrow-up136message-squareNevertheless, she fartedDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months ago“Nevertheless,” she farted.
minus-squarefleem@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoas long as it wasnt a quoth
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoQuoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
minus-squareAsafum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell— While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoNarrated by Vincent Price.
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoShe was an enchanting, if toothless woman. One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.
“Nevertheless,” she farted.
as long as it wasnt a quoth
Quoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—
While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
Narrated by Vincent Price.
She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.
One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.