what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
I see that you know your judo well.
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.
Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.
“Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”
This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.
“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”
“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”
This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.
Unfortunately he’s passed away.
But his memory will always live on in our penises.
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”