you shouldn’t do it if you want to have a life

Huh, I guess working and providing for my family while starting a business and keeping myself in shape isn’t a life after all. Suppose I’d best just kill myself, because I smoke weed every day. Too bad really, it was a very nice day yesterday and it looks like today’s gonna be a good one too.

Or maybe you don’t know enough to be proscribing life advice 🤷