For the first time, US residents can now invest in memecoins through traditional brokerages. Trading will only get stranger from here.
I miss when doge was just a cute memecoin and not a government agency
I miss when Dogecoin was just a satire of cryptocurrencies.
Trump is turning the US into a giant a casino, and he’s the pit boss.
The Biff Tannen timeline.
And his casinos lose money 😞.
FINALLY! I recently started understanding more about stocks and investing, and what Memecoins are going to bring to the table is the removal of things making sense.
fall of democracy; thanks crypto ai bros
Sweet! If this pumps my Dogecoin to $69 I can retire
I wonder what happens when you stack shit on top of poop?
Not certain about shit and poop, but according to the song:
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You’ve got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You’ve got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Are you watching me right now?
Honestly, this is a huge step forward. I know it sounds dumb, but regulating the crypto market as securities will help provide stability to crypto and help classic securities become more adaptable. I’ve been waiting since day 1 for the SEC to step in here.
This is the Trump SEC we are talking about here…
I understand where you’re coming from, but that means they care about making sure that the number goes up, rather than fluctuating wildly. And they absolutely don’t want rugpulls (unless they’re the ones holding the rug). That’s the kind of stability I’m talking about. No tycoon actually wants a free market, they want the regulations to make sure that they have a chance to corner the market and protect them against their enemies.
They definitely only care that it fluctuates wildy while they bought on the low. As soon by them fleecing the actual stock market this entire year using his influence to raise and crash it.
