• Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
    31·
    4 months ago

    Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
      1·
      4 months ago

      …I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

      Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

      • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
        31·
        4 months ago

        Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

        • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
          2·
          4 months ago

          Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

          The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

          • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
            11·
            4 months ago

            What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals

            • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
              2·
              4 months ago

              It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

              I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.