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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Says jk later, its just a prank

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Says jk later, its just a prank

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    My favorite kind of joke! One that inspires an audible groan, or better yet a palm to the forehead lol

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      My wife’s eyes rolls are my life elixir.

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      We call them flat/low jokes in german. You may announce: “Feet up! This one’s coming in low!”

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    The 2nd comment on the image adds literally nothing to this post.

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      idk, the account names being what they are conjures up a image of the second account always responding to the first, laying out in no uncertain terms exactly why a particular post is shit.
      and then they get to this one and they just
      give up

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      But his username does

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      It’s okay to be wrong

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      Normally I agree but there’s something about it this time that makes it funnier to me

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    I take offense to that!

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      holy shit 2y old account with 1 comment

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    Maybe you could if you’d learned the alphabet

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    Dr Bees

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    XYZ

    Man, why does everything have to include math? 😩

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    It took me a full 2 minutes to get it… I need to go to bed

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