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minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 month agoThat’s why it’s important to have a pair of pliers and safety goggles when eating pistachios. It’s annoying but it’s preferable to letting that smug unopened pistachio get away.
minus-squareLaurel Raven@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoUnless it’s just to teach the bastards a lesson, I wouldn’t bother… If they didn’t open, then they didn’t roast and taste like crap
minus-squareTachyonTele_Esq@piefed.socialBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoPfft I crack’em between my balls
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoI call that move, “The Nut Cracker.”
minus-squareatrielienz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoA nut cracker and or crab leg cracker works too. The grooves are helpful.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoA hydraulic press will also get the job done if you have one laying around.
minus-squareik5pvx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI give them to the dogs, keep them busy long enough to eat in peace the other five that weren’t welded
minus-squareDearth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou just need a half shell to pry them open
That’s why it’s important to have a pair of pliers and safety goggles when eating pistachios. It’s annoying but it’s preferable to letting that smug unopened pistachio get away.
Unless it’s just to teach the bastards a lesson, I wouldn’t bother… If they didn’t open, then they didn’t roast and taste like crap
Gnaw it open like a real man
Pfft I crack’em between my balls
I call that move, “The Nut Cracker.”
Clearly that’s busting a nut
A nut cracker and or crab leg cracker works too. The grooves are helpful.
A hydraulic press will also get the job done if you have one laying around.
I give them to the dogs, keep them busy long enough to eat in peace the other five that weren’t welded
You just need a half shell to pry them open