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How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in the water...

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How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in the water...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

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If it floats, it’s boy ant!

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If it sinks it’s a witch
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  Or a very small rock.

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