It was a representative from Eli Lilly who collapsed in the Oval Office. He was meeting with Trump to discuss pricing of GLP-1s.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/guest-collapses-trump-oval-office-weight-loss-drug/story?id=127271387

It’s not, any developer has 10-20 tabs open at all times, it’s nothing.

but now Alberta allegedly wants to secede…

Learn a little docker and start self hosting stuff! Pihole is a great one to start with, but there are lots of other awesome projects out there:

https://github.com/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted