Unfortunately, there are assholes everywhere.

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.

Your own children? No.

Are these hypothetical men your children? Do you just view men as “children” in general?

Are you proposing “grooming” men to behave how you want them to?

Where is he going without even knowing the way?

How do you pronounce PDF file?

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

If only people had told you so before the election

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He’s been groomed to be terrified of American cities, let alone other countries.

Yes but, what are we saving the daylight for?

Orphan Black. Tatiana Maslany should have won ALL the awards.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. One of the funniest comedies ever. Season 18 (EIGHTEEN!) being shot right now. But awards? They mean absolutely nothing to them.

I’ve tried it. I don’t get the appeal.

Because profit margin. There’s no deeper reason than that.

Doctors are concerned with your health.

Health insurance companies are concerned with the stock price.

These are conflicting goals.

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Cost plus drugs dot com

Fixing shit instead of buying new shit is smart.

The superstitious stuff isn’t.