Jolteon

Relevant XKCD

Poetry isn’t for the one reading it, it’s for the one writing it.

To be fair, in that specific case, they could have been rounding to the nearest $5. Unlike virtually all other instances of that behavior.

Speaking of fiber and things that are not fiber, asymmetric connections are one of the most predatory internet practices in existence, only a small distance behind data caps. Oh, you want our super expensive 1gbps plan? How about 3mbps upload?

I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won’t need to specify that for very long.

We put the ET in Fish™️

You say that but it’s pathetic how little has been upgraded to add support for IPV6.

Hey, if you got the property mortgage-free from your parents, all you have to pay is taxes. The taxes/insurance on a property like that would still be high, but not unreasonable for someone working full time, especially if they don’t have to worry about a mortgage.

Theoretically the water hammer effect might be able to break that glass, but I think it’s unlikely.

Hey, as long as you’ve got three or four feet of slow down it’s probably not lethal. I always assume that when a superhero catches someone, they’re using the same magic they used to fly to cushion their body as they’re being slowed down during the last 5 to 10 ft. And being slowed from terminal velocity to a standstill over the course of 5 ft will still be quite strenuous, but if the acceleration is relatively consistent, you almost certainly make it out okay.

Hey, but it had a silencer on it, which is absolutely what it’s called, and makes the shots super quiet so they won’t be heard by people in the next room!

Honestly, 500 bucks a year is not that much to spend on a hobby as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

I’ve always seen greed as wanting more of something you already have, while lust is wanting something you don’t have to begin with. Gluttony would be similar to greed, but with more of a focus on using then obtaining.

Cool, she sounds like a fun person to hang around.

Although, I don’t think being trans guarantees being open-minded. I know plenty of people who are incredibly racist, but have no problem with gay/trans issues.

Oof. Who’s the other one?

Wait, France requires parking lots to be covered?

It might be from a brand that doesn’t evolve, or only has one evolution instead of two.

With zero knowledge of who either person is, I’d go for the one who exercises.

(insert Lenny face here)

To be fair, most of the decent fake web has no issues with getting rained on.